Utility

Chase: Slapping babies, making pennies. Tiny pimp. Little fur coat made out of a squirell. Hat is half a plastic easter egg.

Girlfriend: Utility??? (Trying to say “Uuuuuhhhhhhh” but got autocorrected.)

Chase: Cadillac made out of sticks and tinfoil from the garbage can in the park. Wheels are Ritz crackers. Little matchstick pimp cane. Yeah, little tiny giant necklace that says my pimp name. $UTILITY$

Girlfriend:  I’m scared.Hahaha.

Chase: I’m trying to do poetry at you. This how you make women like you.

Girlfriend: I like it!

Chase: Are you seduced?

Girlfriend: I a little bit am, actually.

Chase: Bitch better have my tiny, adorable amount of money.

  1. ultimatechase posted this
Posted on July 18th, 2011 at 4:22PM
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